Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i just google imaged poop.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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