waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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