i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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