I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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