farters have to be the big spoon...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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