is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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