there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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