Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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