she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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