idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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