My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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