what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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