Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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