Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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