Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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