He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You're a waste of cheezeits
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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