Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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