drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
it glows. i had to have it.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He called his prostate his "boner button".
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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