On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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