Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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