Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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