Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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