8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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