finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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