nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
