i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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