all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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