4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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