How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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