Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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