He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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