Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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