i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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