I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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