is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Your penis caused this!
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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