i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Will exercising make me less horny?
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