So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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