C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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