what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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