so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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