Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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