she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
These tits shall not be calmed
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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