OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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