Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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