yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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