so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Randomize
