why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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