It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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