I am puke
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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