So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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