i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My vagina is officially offended.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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