dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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