her vagine was all disorganized.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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