so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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