And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
